Joke of the Day

~Just One Kiss~

"Doctor, won't you please kiss me?" asks the patient.

"No. You're a very beautiful woman, but it's against my code of ethics," replies the doctor.

"Please, just one kiss," she pleads.

"Sorry," says the doctor. "It's totally out of the question. I shouldn't even be having sex with you right now."

A Case of Mistaken Identity

A man walks into a dentist's office and says: "I think I'm a moth."

The dentist replies: "You shouldn't be here. You should be seeing a psychiatrist."

The man replies: "I am seeing a psychiatrist."

The dentist says: "Well then, what are you doing here?"

The man says: "Your light was on."

Realy Clever ! !

Car Trouble:-

A software manager, a hardware manager and a marketing manager are driving to a meeting when a tire blows. They get out of the car and look at the problem.


The software manager says: "I can't do anything about this -- it's a hardware problem."


The hardware manager says: "Maybe if we turned the car off and on again, it would fix itself."


The marketing manager says: "Hey, 75% of it is working -- let's ship it!"

Joke of the Day,

Ted, a wealthy 70-year-old widower, shows up at a bar with a stunning 25-year-old blonde on his arm. The woman has the body of a model, has her arms endearingly locked around Ted’s torso and focuses intently on every syllable he utters.


Naturally, his friends at the bar are stunned. At the very first chance, they corner him and ask: "Ted, come on, where'd you get such a beautiful babe for a girlfriend?"


Ted replies: "Girlfriend? She's my wife!"


Now they're completely knocked over. They continue their questioning: "Alright, how'd you get her to marry you?"


"Well, I lied about my age," Ted admits.


"How old did you say you were? 50?"


Ted smiles and says, "Nope! I told her I was 95!”

Who Know's About Didier Yves Drogba Tébily ? ? ?

He was born March 11, 1978, in Abidjan, Côte d'Ivoire, although he spent much of his youth in France living with his uncle, Michel Goba, a former professional soccer player. “Tito,” as Didier Drogba is also known, began his own career in 1998 signing on to play with Second Division Le Mans. Unfortunately, his first three years with the club were plagued by bad luck, as he broke two metatarsals, a fibula and an ankle. Nonetheless, his promise was enough to earn him a call up with French First Division club Guingamp, and he managed to impress, scoring three goals in 11 appearances in 2002. Tito built upon that success the following year, going on to score 17 goals in just 34 appearances. He also made his first international appearance for his native Côte d'Ivoire in September and scored his first international goal the following February against Cameroon.

What Would You Say When Your Love One Ask, (Why You Love Me)??

A Little Tips From Me:

•I can be myself when I am with you.

•Your idea of romance is dim lights, soft music, and just the two of us.

•Because you make me feel like, like, like I have never felt before.

•I can tell you anything, and you won't be shocked.

•Your undying faith is what keeps the flame out of love alive

•You and me together, we can make magic.

•We're a perfect match.

•Thinking of you, fills me with a wonderful feeling.

•Your love gives me the feeling, that the best is still ahead.

•You never give up on me, and that's what keeps me going.

•You are simply irresistible

•I love you because you bring the best out of me.

•Your terrific sense of humor

•Every time I look at you, my heart misses a beat

•You're the one who holds the key to my heart

•You always say what I need to hear (You are perfect).

•You have taught me the true meaning of love.

•Love is, what you mean to me - and you mean everything.

•You are my theme for a dream.

•I have had the time of my life and I owe it all to you.

•When I look into your eyes, I can see your heart.

•Your love for me is a natural anti-depressant.

•I love to hear your voice.

•Your love has helped me to rediscover myself.

•Your love is an effective anti-dote to despair.

•I love to wake up with you by my side...It makes my days better.

•You always make me feel that you are by my side no matter what.

•I love that feeling of being secure when you wrap your arms around me.

•I love the way you keep your cool when I do something stupid.

•Just being with you feels like I can defy the whole world.

•You mean the world to me.

•I like your small gestures that speak volumes about how much you care.

•I love the way you treasure the gifts that I gave you.

•I love the way you patch up with me after a tumultuous fight.

THIS YEAR HAVE YOU:

1. Made a new friend:
2. Fallen out of love:
3. Laughed until you cried:
4. Met someone who changed you:
5. Found out who your true friends were:
6. Found out someone was talking about you:
7. Kissed anyone on your friend's list:
8. How many people on your friends list do you know in real life:
9. How many kids do you want to have:
10. Do you have any pets:
11. Do you want to change your name?:
12. What did you do for your last birthday:
13. What time did you wake up today:
14. What were you doing at midnight last night :
15. Name something you CANNOT wait for:
16. Last time you saw your Mother:
17. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life :
18. What are you listening to right now:
19. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom:
20. What's getting on your nerves right now:
21. Most visited webpage:
22. Whats your real name:
23. Nicknames:
24. Relationship Status:
25. Zodiac sign:
26. Male or female?:
27. Elementary:
28. Middle School?:
29. High school/college?:
30. Hair colour:
31. Long or short:
32. Height:
33. Do you have a crush on someone :
34: What do you like about yourself? :
35. Piercings:
36. Tattoos:
37. Righty or lefty:

Apriciate your love one ! !

this happen when i 1st saw u on our 1st met..i remember the time,we weren't talking as much as we do currently..like now..i remember the moment when i can't even put my eyes away from looking at u..that was my 1st time i felt something that i never feel when i'm seeing other gurl..I fall in love at the 1st time u caught my eyes away from anything else..the way u smile..the way u talking to me even for just a second..i still can remember it till now..

i remind myself to not to put so much hopes in having u in my life..to be a very reasonable person,i'm not that prefect as many guys whether u have met or will meet..i knw where to put myself at..i'm very simple as u cn see me now..not a very attractive guys as many gurls dreaming of to have 1..

but...i'm grateful that fate is on my side..from those others guys out there,u chose me to be as a part of your life..u brighten up my life..give me the strength to live my life..but still i feel guilty for not being the best as u wish.day by day..this freaking me out....

in the past,i do afraid that i cannot have u in my life..
in this moment,i'm afraid that i'm gonna loose u at someday for the reason i cannot be the best lover ever for u..

may bad is killing me slowly..i'm afraid of my own self..the black shadow behind me,is like the darkness that will eat me alive..as i do afraid my life will end up at the time u walk away from me..

don't leave me as i can't live even for a second without u by my side..

I LOVE YOU...(N)

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What Is This,huhu.Husband for Sale.

A store that sells husbands has just opened in Mumbai, where a woman may go to choose a husband.Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights.There is, however, a catch. .... You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find ahusband...

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

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The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, andlove kids.

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The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, lovekids, and are extremely good looking. " Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keepgoing.

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She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, lovekids, are drop- dead good looking and help with the housework."Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly standit!"

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Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

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She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the signreads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,013 to this floor. There are no men on this floor.This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day

Tips for Female to reach Orgasm before You ! !

I have wrote on ways for man to control their orgasm or to 'prolong' their sex activities. Now it's information for woman on how they can reach orgasm. Guys, you might want to learn this too and teach ur partners. I guess no guys will want themselves reaching the 'climax' first before their partners as they perceived that the partners will look down at them. Enjoy reading

1. Work on your pelvic floor muscles
Prepare for multitudes of earth-shattering orgasms by whipping your PC muscles into shape. To know what and where they are, next time you're on the loo, try stopping yourself peeing mid-flow. The muscles you clench up to stop yourself urinating are the PC muscles. The best bit about getting them fit and healthy is that you don't need to don footless tights and haul yourself to the gym – you can exercise them by clenching and unclenching them several times during a day. Spend a couple of weeks 'working out' and you'll find yourself having more, and better, orgasms

2. Relax
It sounds obvious, but you're unlikely to have a great orgasm if you're tense or stressed out. Light candles, have a bath, or go for a tension-busting walk and your chances of reaching orgasm are instantly increased. Just remember to avoid alcohol, which can numb the nerve endings in your vagina and make orgasm more difficult

3. Give your man a helping hand
Give yourself an orgasm head start by masturbating before you have sex. Some women find their pubic mound, nipples or inner thigh particularly sensitive... explore your own body and work out what works for you. Stroke, rub and caress yourself for a few minutes before your partner does and prepare for the Big O!

4. Get on top
An oldie but a goodie! Straddling your man means that you can take control of how fast, slow, or deep you want it, and watching him watch you can be a real turn-on as well. Position yourself on top of him and wiggle around a little so that your clitoris is in direct contact with his body, and try rotating your hips in slow circles to achieve an amazing orgasm

5. Have sex during your period
If you feel the yuck-factor is too high on this one, wait until your menstrual flow is at its lowest – towards the end of your period – to minimise the 'I've been shot where it hurts' look for your bloke. All the abdominal muscles and nerve endings are at their most sensitive during your period, which can make for some pretty explosive orgasms. And as a bonus, sex is a sure-fire painkiller if you're prone to nasty cramps

6. Try a variation on the doggy position
If he's especially well-endowed, try lying face down on a firm surface and have him enter you from behind. If you raise your hips a fraction and slip either yours, or his hand in underneath your body, you (or he) can stimulate your clitoris at the same time. This variation on doggy-style combines pressure from the front and the back and it feels pretty damn good!

7. Use lubricant
Sex can sometimes be less comfortable or enjoyable when your vagina is dry. This can happen at the beginning or end of your cycle, or if you've just removed a tampon to have sex. However, a touch of dryness can be easily remedied with one of the many lubrication products available on the market. Lube is also a great orgasm aid – a drop or two applied to the vaginal entrance will make sex more sensual for both or you, and with a bit of luck, more orgasmic

8. Try using a vibrator
Use a vibrator either on your own or with your partner – to achieve orgasm. Have your bloke sit on his knees (so that he can balance) and penetrate you while simultaneously stimulating your clitoris with a vibrator. It feels amazing...

9. Indulge in some oral pleasure
Most men don't need any encouragement to head downstairs - oral sex can be just as pleasurable for the man performing it as it is for the women receiving it. Encourage your bloke to gently lick, suck or nibble on your clitoris – whatever feels great – and then ask him to insert one or two fingers into your vagina so that he can stroke the very sensitive inner wall (where the g-spot is often located). Some women also find that having their perineum licked or a short-nailed finger inserted into their anus results in great orgasms

10. Invest in some adult entertainment
Ask a female staff member at your closest sex store to recommend a film that is especially erotic for women, and try watching it with your partner. You'll soon stop feeling freaked out at the sight of other people getting it on, and start encouraging your bloke to replicate some of the moves you're seeing on screen. Orgasms... here we come!

11. The modified missionary position
You don't need any fancy equipment for this orgasm booster... Lie on your back and put your legs over your partner's shoulders. Lifting your legs like this allows for easier clitoral contact and is also a goodie for stimulation of the g-spot. This position is practically orgasm-guaranteed

12. Stop worrying!
Many women fear that they are taking too long to orgasm or that their blokes get bored of the repetitive motions that are sometimes required for a woman to come. The more you fret, the more likely you are to fake... and that's not good for anybody. Enjoy all the sensations of sex and don't be concerned if you don't always orgasm – sex can be just as pleasurable for both parties without orgasms

Interview Question That Mean You're Not Getting Hired...And You Are....

Over the years I’ve worked for a couple of great companies and a bunch of mediocre to awful ones. Of the skills I developed during this time, one of the few I feel qualified to speak on at length is the interview process.

I have lost count of the number of interviews I’ve done, both applying to new companies and changing jobs within a company. I can say with confidence that in our capitalist system, job interviews are the most unpleasant, stressful, and awkward part of working - at best a necessary evil.

Many job consultants and guides to the "hidden job market" agree that the best way to find a job is to bypass the interview process altogether by finding someone at a company who can hire you directly. Most people, though, will have to do the interview in order to get in the door.

Job interviewing is a ritual in our society, and as with any ritual there are patterns. Location, dress, and demeanor are all fairly well standardized by industry. So are the kinds of questions interviewers ask interviewees.

This article focuses on a particular kind of interview question, what I call the "Not Getting Hired" question. I call them that for two reasons: One, because these questions have become such a routine part of the interviewing process that the person asking it rarely pays attention to the answer (and for good reason, as I’ll explain later). Two, because no matter how an interviewee answers the question, the information doesn’t address the key issue in any employment search.

If anything, the only real function these questions serve is in decreasing your chances of getting the job.

The Questions

"Tell me about yourself."
The vague, open-ended catch-all of interview questions. This is the candidate’s opportunity to "wow" the interviewer with a brilliant opening salvo, convincing them that by hiring you, they will get someone who will stand by them through thick or thin, hell or high water, putting the love of company above all else as the next chapter of a brilliant career is written.
Actually, this question is time-filler. It does serve some purpose – it’s a general test to see if you can string two or more sentences together. If you respond without fainting, drooling, or vomiting all over yourself, congratulations, you have passed the bare minimum requirements for social interaction. Other than that, this is a question much better suited to a blind date than a job interview.
A variation on this question is the interview that starts out with the interviewer sitting down with you, reading your resumé for the first time, and asking "It says here you worked at _______. Can you tell me about that?"
It’s a given that the two of you don’t know each other. If you did, there probably would be no need for an interview. And yet, while you have spent hours (or days) preparing for this conversation, it’s clear that the person interviewing you hasn’t even taken five minutes to look at your paperwork before you two sat down. Knowing that, ask yourself - what are the chances this person is prepared to make a decision about bring you on board?
This scenario happens a lot in larger companies where the person who makes the decision to hire or reject you is not the person who set up the interview. Often you are one of a conga line of job applicants some middle-manager is obliged to sit down with as part of the daily routine.
It’s safe to say that if the employment decision-maker has nothing to inquire about except vague generalities about your existence, you’re probably not being seriously considered for the job.

"What are your biggest flaws?"
Ideally, your answer to this question reveals valued traits of self-awareness, maturity, honesty and humility, right?
In my estimation, there’s no real reason for anyone to ask you this question. The more time you spend answering it is basically giving the interviewer more reasons not to hire you.
Also, consider that some of the biggest jackasses in history spend their lives gainfully employed despite their glaring flaws, the same shortcomings you are being asked to lay out for your prospective employer before you have spent one day working for them.
Is it like this because the world is fundamentally unfair? I would say no. It’s like this because those other people have successfully answered The One Question That Matters (more on that later).

"Where do you see yourself in 5 years?"
Quick, five years ago, did you see yourself where you are now? Probably not, because of a little thing called Life, a series of events that tend to render five-year plans useless as soon as they’re made. And considering how often companies layoff and downsize workers depending on The Economy, WHO CARES what your five year plan is?
Besides meaningless speculation about your future, this is another question that hands the interviewer reasons not to hire you. If you answer "I’m just happy sitting in a cubicle stapling reports together," the interviewer can mark in your file that you lack ambition. If you answer "I want to be CEO in ten years," they can decide that you’re too ambitious and will leave your job the second you get a better offer. There are many more ways to get the answer to this question wrong than right.

"Tell me about a time when you…"
This opening phrase is part of a technique called the behavioral interview, where the interviewer tries to get you to talk about past life experiences as evidence that you have the right makeup for the job.
Ideally, this question reveals self-awareness and self-reflection. Of the questions described here, this one gets closest to addressing The One Question That Matters. But not quite. One reason is because often the interviewer tries to get you to talk about a time when you suffered at work. They want to hear about difficult co-workers, missed deadlines, angry clients, times when you had to dig deep and give extra effort and sacrifice to accomplish miracles.
People usually don’t look good when they talk about difficult or painful experiences, no matter how upbeat they try to paint them. Once again, you’re being asked to put your worst foot forward, while the interviewer collects more reasons not to hire you (either because you didn’t handle a difficult situation correctly, or you were never in a position of difficulty, i.e. never been "tested").

"How many gas stations are in Singapore?"
This is one of an infinite number of seemingly random questions an interviewer might throw out during the meeting. If they seem nonsensical and irrelevant, it’s because they are.
I call these "MBA Bullshit Questions," because at some point the interviewer read a book or took a Management class where he or she got the idea that if an interviewee is asked a left-field question like this, the way they answer it reveals something important about how they think and approach problems.
Your answers to these trivia questions can’t really help you get the job, but they can hurt your chances if your responses aren’t to the interviewer’s liking. Come off as uninformed, flustered, too sure of yourself, not sure enough, or any other number of ways, and that’s one more reason to turn you down.
Also, consider this - if a potential employer is playing these games with you during the interview, imagine what spending 40-60 hours a week working for them will be like.

A Job Search or a Beauty Pageant?
The questions I’ve described above are more suited to a beauty pageant, a talk show interview, or a game show. The problem with these questions is they try to accomplish an impossible task – giving a person a complete picture of another person in the matter of 1 or 2 hours. All they do is create illusions that the interviewer and interviewee are having a productive dialogue that will determine if the candidate is the best person for the job.
Just like a beauty pageant contestant rehearses their performance prior to competition, a job seeker can craft brilliant responses to any of the above questions without ever having to address The One Question That Matters. Here are some examples of what you can say:
"Tell me about yourself."
"It’s always been my goal to work in the lion taming industry. I applied to your company because I want to work for the best lion taming firm in the city. I am a hard worker who will do a great job for you by decreasing your lion taming costs while increasing overall revenues."
(This is one of the few chances you'll get to brag, so go ahead and pump yourself up. Just Be sure to emphasize how much your talent and greatness will benefit the company, not the other way around.)
"What are your biggest flaws?"
"I don’t know how to sew, but I am currently taking classes at the local extension school to work on my needlepoint and cross-stitching. I think this will really help me be the best Apron Cleaner you've ever had."
(The key here is to point out a character or skill flaw that is at most tangential to the job you're applying for. Plus, always state what you are doing to correct the flaw.)
"Where do you see yourself in 5 years?"
"My main goal is to become a top-notch Associate Peanut-Brittle Maker. Somewhere down the line if there is an opportunity to become a Senior Peanut-Brittle Maker, I will give it serious consideration, but right now I think my skill set would be ideal for an Associate Peanut-Brittle maker position."
(The key here is to reinforce the idea that the job you’re applying for is the one you want, that your professional life is targeted towards doing this job instead of looking for the next one.)
"Tell me about a time when you really excelled at work."
"Oh, Wow. Let me tell you about the time my team and I had to get 200 helium balloons to the Drake hotel in three hours. It was tough because the balloon store was closed that day. I didn’t know we would make it. We searched all over the city – it was tough on everybody fighting the traffic. But we dug in and found another balloon store in Malaysia. We got the balloons there on time. I was so happy the team was able to come together to get the job done!"
(Basically, craft a story based on your personal experience that involves suffering. State clearly what the goal was and what steps you took to achieve it. Add emotions. Have one or two of these stories on hand at all times and modify them up according to how the question is asked.)
"How many gas stations are in the Singapore?"
"What an interesting question! I really don’t know the answer to it, but I could research it and get back to you."
(If you’re asked a question that has nothing to do with you, the interviewer, or the job, the best response is to compliment the interviewer on offering such an interesting and intriguing question, then say "I don’t know." Offer to research the answer and get back to her or him. Explain how you would go about getting the answer. Whatever you do, don’t guess.)
Rote questions deserve rote answers. If you prepare your own 5-6 sentence response to each of the questions above and practice them until they sound completely fluid and natural, you can walk into any office with style and confidence and interview for literally hundreds of jobs.
And you probably won’t get hired for any of them.
This is because none of these questions address The One Question That Matters.

The One Question That Matters
Before I say what The Question is, let me pose three scenarios:
*You are sitting at home when your kitchen sink springs a leak that you can’t fix. You reach for the phone book and call a plumber. When the plumber arrives you ask "before you get started, could you tell me where you see yourself in five years?"
*Your 1987 Impala has finally bit the dust. You call a tow truck to haul it away to be recycled. Before turning the keys over to the driver you ask "What are your biggest flaws?"
*You and your family are taking a trip by plane. You are all a little nervous, as most people are when flying. To assuage your fears to walk up to the pilot and ask him "How many crosswalks are in Singapore?"
Most people who read these scenarios would think they’re pretty illogical, maybe even stupid. And they would be right. But why? The main reason is these questions don’t address one huge piece of information, which is this:

"Can you do this job?"
It’s a straightforward question. Some might say it’s blindingly obvious. And yet it’s amazing how often this question is NOT asked by interviewers who instead waste everyone’s time with beauty pageant, talk show, or trivia questions.A company is in good shape if they have an interviewer who knows how to cut through the crap about 5 year plans and fundamental personality flaws and focuses on the one thing that really matters – the job they are trying to fill. The more time you and the person interviewing you spend discussing THIS question, the greater the chances are that you are being seriously considered for the position.

The Question Before the Question
Before you can provide an answer The One Question That Matters, you have to answer another question:

"What IS the job you are applying for?"
This should be another obvious nugget of information to focus on, but it’s amazing how many job applicants (myself included) have walked into interviews having no idea what specific day-to-day activities the job they are interviewing for involve.
It’s even more disconcerting how many HR professionals and hiring decision-makers also don’t know all that much about the jobs their trying to fill, especially at large corporations where they are removed from day-to-day operational activities.
Generally what happens is the HR rep brings in candidates who look "okay" on paper, hands the decision-maker the candidate’s credentials hours or minutes before the interview, and when the interviewer figures out the candidate isn’t right for the position they fall back on the beauty pageant, talk show, or trivia questions in order to kill time.
Job board descriptions and want-ads tend to contribute to the lack of information about jobs. Cutting down words that describe a position saves money, but doesn’t help to give a good picture of what a job actually involves. And, as a job seeker, if you don’t know what the job is, how can you be expected to convince anyone you are the one who should do it?
When I signed up to work for an office temp agency I told them I was very good at using Microsoft Word and Excel. They had a very good way of finding out whether I was being truthful. They put me in front of a computer and tested me on MS Office applications. The test generated a score which could objectively determine for them whether or not I could do the job. My knowledge of trivia and my grand schemes to change the world were irrelevant to the fact that I could perform a specific task well.
It’s not like this for all industries, especially ones with jobs that produce tangible outputs that can be traced back to a specific person. It’s relatively easy to judge if a person is a good plumber, doctor, race car driver, fruit picker, or chef. But many jobs today are not as cut-and-dried.

Solutions
In jobs that don’t use or require testing or certification, it’s easy for interviewers to fall back on that one short, formal meeting to figure out who is qualified, obscuring the fact that the only way you’re really going to get to know somebody is to work with them on a regular basis. In this type of environment, your chances of getting a job are at best random.
In order to better your odds by spending less time on extraneous chatter and more time getting hired, job candidates should do the following BEFORE an interview:

1. Find out specifically what the job you are interviewing for involves. Do your research by asking the hiring manager, the person who will be interviewing you, or the person who makes the hiring decision. A pre-screen phone call with one of these people, in addition to opening lines of communication prior to your meeting, is a great way to find out beforehand if you are qualified for what they are looking for, or if the job is something you would even want to do.

2. Prepare answers to questions that can prove you can do the job. Include references, old working materials, and other forms of objective proof that you are one who can complete the tasks the company needs doing. Delete the "generic resumé" from your files. Every resumé you send out should be specific to the company you are meeting with and tailored to the job you are trying to get.

3. Practice your answers to the irrelevant interview questions, but in ways that bring the conversation back to The One Question That Matters. If your interviewer insists on dwelling on beauty pageant, talk show, or trivia questions, find a way to politely but firmly let them know that you prefer to talk about the job.

The more you know about the job you’re applying for and your ability to do that job, the better off you’ll be in the jungle that is today’s job market. Happy hunting!

-Meaningful one-night stands-

"I’m always looking for meaningful one-night stands.". If you are looking for one-night stands that are fun and not gonna lead to a relationship,here are the rules you must follow!

1. ALWAYS have Condoms with you:You will feel kinda stupid, huh? All that time to convince her, and now….NOTHING! Don’t even think about sleeping with the person without protection. You don’t want to RISK your life for a few hours (if you’re lucky) of pleasure!

2. Do NOT give them your phone number:
The last think you need is a stalker on your back! You need to be fast and sneaky! The less you know about this person (and the less they know about you!) the better one night stand you will make.

3. They MUST be a stranger:
Well don’t mess with your friends! It will become more complicated in case you or the other one starts to have feelings.

4. Do NOT be drunk:
You don’t have to care if he or she is drunk, but you don’t have to be! Have you ever seen how an ugly face transforms into a beautiful one with a fifth of vodka?

5. Do NOT go to your place:
Are you insane? All that time you’ve been trying to hide by not giving your phone number, and you bring your flirt to your place? Wrong! A nice hotel will do the trick, if you like it outdoors, also not a problem. Just don’t go to some place familiar! There is a chance that you will never get rid of them afterwards.

6. Do NOT use your car:
A car is like a symbol! He or she will never forget it! You don’t want every time you’re parked outside a restaurant with someone else to see that person again running towards you! You are too old to be hiding under tables!

7. Do NOT eat anything weird before:
You want to spend some time with that person; not with the porcelain altar! So be careful of your choices. A good salad (without onions or garlic) will do great for that day. Remember: flatulence is NOT a turn-on.

8. Do NOT fall asleep:
You may awake and see an ugly face staring at you. Or even worst, a table full of breakfast ready for both of you to enjoy… Your identity will be exposed, since you were sleeping like a pig and he or she was searching through your stuff! You will also realize that this one night stand might have been a mistake, after all… so be sneaky: do your ninja moves, try to leave the place without anyone noticing.

9. Do NOT leave any tracks:
Be sure that you won’t leave anything behind when you leave! A T-shirt, a lighter, a pair of gloves, even your used protection will be enough for the other person to search the entire world to find you! Anything you will forget might be used against you - learn from all those CSI episodes you’ve spent so much time on!

10. Do NOT kiss them when you leave:
In case that you failed to do something of the above, this would be one huge mistake! That would mean something more than a simple One Night Stand!

So people enjoy your single status, follow the rules, have fun and be happy!

Critical Thinking!!!

I really understand if you find yourself so dependent on your job that you end up in a vicious cycle or fear and insecurities that hinder you from exploring other income opportunities. Although most of the obstacles you face when you consider being your own boss are usually just your imagination acting up as you move beyond your comfort zone, there ARE real problems that you will face :

• You have no money.
  Starting a business takes money. Whether its a couple hundred bucks or tens of thousands, you need cash.


• You have no time.
  How could you? The boss expects you to be on-the-job ON TIME and for most folks that means leaving the house before sunrise and if you’re lucky, you get home before your kids are in bed!


• You have no experience.
  You need to know what you’re doing if you want to succeed in your own business. Unfortunately, most of us work at a job that is totally boring and unrelated to our passion in life.

These are real problems. They’re not problems that can be solved by simply wishing them away or buying yourself an e-book that guarantees financial freedom. However, before you can deal with these problems, there is the biggest and most important hurdle to overcome - your own mind. Your mind is your first and biggest stumbling block when you consider breaking free of your comfort zone. Add fear, insecurity and painful experiences of past failures, and it all becomes one humongous frightful monster of a vicious cycle. You end up pushing your dreams aside because not doing anything means you won’t fail!

The solutions to these problems will take time and conscious effort on your part, but if you’re really serious about breaking free of your “salaried existence”, you will overcome them bit by bit, day by day.

There are many, many people I know who would be good examples for me to write about, but I’ll use the best case study I know - myself. You can name any fear, any insecurity, any mental obstacle that you’re facing as you consider being your own boss and I will be able to emphatize with you. I went through it ALL because I was once the world’s worst scaredy-cat. Nothing would budge me from my comfort zone. Nothing. But life always has surprises in store for us. Join me in my next few posts as we discover solutions to the 3 main obstacles to breaking free of your dead-end job.How is't it feel sometime we always do right,then become fail...It's realy teribble right...But now with a solution of making money