Joke of the Day

~Just One Kiss~

"Doctor, won't you please kiss me?" asks the patient.

"No. You're a very beautiful woman, but it's against my code of ethics," replies the doctor.

"Please, just one kiss," she pleads.

"Sorry," says the doctor. "It's totally out of the question. I shouldn't even be having sex with you right now."

A Case of Mistaken Identity

A man walks into a dentist's office and says: "I think I'm a moth."

The dentist replies: "You shouldn't be here. You should be seeing a psychiatrist."

The man replies: "I am seeing a psychiatrist."

The dentist says: "Well then, what are you doing here?"

The man says: "Your light was on."

Realy Clever ! !

Car Trouble:-

A software manager, a hardware manager and a marketing manager are driving to a meeting when a tire blows. They get out of the car and look at the problem.


The software manager says: "I can't do anything about this -- it's a hardware problem."


The hardware manager says: "Maybe if we turned the car off and on again, it would fix itself."


The marketing manager says: "Hey, 75% of it is working -- let's ship it!"

Joke of the Day,

Ted, a wealthy 70-year-old widower, shows up at a bar with a stunning 25-year-old blonde on his arm. The woman has the body of a model, has her arms endearingly locked around Ted’s torso and focuses intently on every syllable he utters.


Naturally, his friends at the bar are stunned. At the very first chance, they corner him and ask: "Ted, come on, where'd you get such a beautiful babe for a girlfriend?"


Ted replies: "Girlfriend? She's my wife!"


Now they're completely knocked over. They continue their questioning: "Alright, how'd you get her to marry you?"


"Well, I lied about my age," Ted admits.


"How old did you say you were? 50?"


Ted smiles and says, "Nope! I told her I was 95!”

Who Know's About Didier Yves Drogba Tébily ? ? ?

He was born March 11, 1978, in Abidjan, Côte d'Ivoire, although he spent much of his youth in France living with his uncle, Michel Goba, a former professional soccer player. “Tito,” as Didier Drogba is also known, began his own career in 1998 signing on to play with Second Division Le Mans. Unfortunately, his first three years with the club were plagued by bad luck, as he broke two metatarsals, a fibula and an ankle. Nonetheless, his promise was enough to earn him a call up with French First Division club Guingamp, and he managed to impress, scoring three goals in 11 appearances in 2002. Tito built upon that success the following year, going on to score 17 goals in just 34 appearances. He also made his first international appearance for his native Côte d'Ivoire in September and scored his first international goal the following February against Cameroon.

What Would You Say When Your Love One Ask, (Why You Love Me)??

A Little Tips From Me:

•I can be myself when I am with you.

•Your idea of romance is dim lights, soft music, and just the two of us.

•Because you make me feel like, like, like I have never felt before.

•I can tell you anything, and you won't be shocked.

•Your undying faith is what keeps the flame out of love alive

•You and me together, we can make magic.

•We're a perfect match.

•Thinking of you, fills me with a wonderful feeling.

•Your love gives me the feeling, that the best is still ahead.

•You never give up on me, and that's what keeps me going.

•You are simply irresistible

•I love you because you bring the best out of me.

•Your terrific sense of humor

•Every time I look at you, my heart misses a beat

•You're the one who holds the key to my heart

•You always say what I need to hear (You are perfect).

•You have taught me the true meaning of love.

•Love is, what you mean to me - and you mean everything.

•You are my theme for a dream.

•I have had the time of my life and I owe it all to you.

•When I look into your eyes, I can see your heart.

•Your love for me is a natural anti-depressant.

•I love to hear your voice.

•Your love has helped me to rediscover myself.

•Your love is an effective anti-dote to despair.

•I love to wake up with you by my side...It makes my days better.

•You always make me feel that you are by my side no matter what.

•I love that feeling of being secure when you wrap your arms around me.

•I love the way you keep your cool when I do something stupid.

•Just being with you feels like I can defy the whole world.

•You mean the world to me.

•I like your small gestures that speak volumes about how much you care.

•I love the way you treasure the gifts that I gave you.

•I love the way you patch up with me after a tumultuous fight.

THIS YEAR HAVE YOU:

1. Made a new friend:
2. Fallen out of love:
3. Laughed until you cried:
4. Met someone who changed you:
5. Found out who your true friends were:
6. Found out someone was talking about you:
7. Kissed anyone on your friend's list:
8. How many people on your friends list do you know in real life:
9. How many kids do you want to have:
10. Do you have any pets:
11. Do you want to change your name?:
12. What did you do for your last birthday:
13. What time did you wake up today:
14. What were you doing at midnight last night :
15. Name something you CANNOT wait for:
16. Last time you saw your Mother:
17. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life :
18. What are you listening to right now:
19. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom:
20. What's getting on your nerves right now:
21. Most visited webpage:
22. Whats your real name:
23. Nicknames:
24. Relationship Status:
25. Zodiac sign:
26. Male or female?:
27. Elementary:
28. Middle School?:
29. High school/college?:
30. Hair colour:
31. Long or short:
32. Height:
33. Do you have a crush on someone :
34: What do you like about yourself? :
35. Piercings:
36. Tattoos:
37. Righty or lefty: